C Mc gives her account

Guest writer, C Mc, daughter of Supercoach, sister to son of Supercoach gave her account of the Touchers loss last night 8-6 in this report

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Tonight on the 10/2/15 the boys put in 110% tonight. Down 3 tries to at half time!

Rookie Declan helped with some great fielding and fantastic passes, as well as Bernie who had a sore knee still tried his hardest.

As this was written or started at halftime I came up with the idea of writing my own story inspired by FMJ.

As I noticed that the boys were quick from dummy half and they also went back all the way when touched. Yelling and running as that was the game tonight with a few tries and a few penalties along the way.

Touch footy is a game for everyone, no matter how tall or how small, how fast or how slow touch footy is for everyone and all of you should be proud for giving it a go!

As tonight we had on the field and beside the field of play we had a total of 8 Overtouchers".

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A clear and concise report I am sure you all agree.

Great work C Mc

Yours in looking for alternative employment in the sports writing space

FMJ

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