Overtouchers prepare for Finals series

With the Finals series looming, the Touchers management are looking for confirmation of players availibility.

This is what we think we know here in the press room

Chairman: IN
VC: IN despite heavily swollen ankle from last game
Locksmith: IN
Bob The Builder: IN
Big Bad Brett: IN
Jonty: IN and joint recipient of the Mr Reliable award with FMJ as the only two players to play every week
Supercoach Bill; IN
FMJ: IN
Kiwi: IN
Sniper: IN
Harro: IN.... yes thats right. Harro has offered his services for the season ending gala
FAZ: Waiting to hear
Milton: Waiting to hear

Those who are unconfirmed are:

Bulldog, The Body, Rolls Royce, Roller Door

The Chairman will inform the playing roster of the start times and other details for the post match function.

Yours still looking at myself in the mirror

FMJ

Comments

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