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Twas the night before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a Toucher was stirring, not even the HOF. The stockings were hung by the VB bar with care, In hopes that The Chairman soon would be there. The kids were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of winning games danced in their heads. And the VC in old man shorts, and I in my baseball cap, Had just settled our brains for a very big drink. When out on the prize winning lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen gum leaves Made such a mess that the VC would fix tomorrow When, what to my blood shot eyes should appear, But a Triton Ute, and nine fellow Toucher's. With a little old driver, so achingly slow, I knew in a moment it must be the Chairman. More rapid than eagles his Touchers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name! ...

Chamber to Champion, Jonty ends touching 2013 in style

Going into a new competition in 2013 the Touchers had many challenges in front of them. Distance, anxiety, proper referees and ageing soft tissue. All of the Touchers took on these challenges and the calendar year has seen no losses for some of the greatest touchers of all time. Jonty stood tall alongside his fellow touchers and overcame soft tissue damage. The speedster went to extreme measures to ensure his 100% attendance record was maintained in 2013. Jonty sought out the benefits of hyperbaric chamber injury management and embraced it...some would say a little too much. The source of truth Wikipedia, thats right BBB I have ignored your plea of sanity in information gathering, Wikipedia tells us this about Hyperbaric medicine: Hyperbaric medicine , also known as  hyperbaric oxygen therapy  (HBOT), is the medical use of  oxygen  at a level higher than  atmospheric pressure . The equipment required consists of a pressure chamber, which may be of r...